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saffronhareIt's never a good thing when any of these events happen at the doctor's office:
1. The doctor says, "Wow."
2. You receive a shot in the ass.
3. Your doctor fetches another doctor, insisting, "You've gotta see this."
It's particularly not good when all of these things happen within the very same office visit.
1. The doctor says, "Wow."
2. You receive a shot in the ass.
3. Your doctor fetches another doctor, insisting, "You've gotta see this."
It's particularly not good when all of these things happen within the very same office visit.
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Date: 2004-08-11 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-11 10:55 pm (UTC)number 3 alone is cause for concern (having done that to a patient or 2 in my time....*evil grin*)
hope all is well now though...
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Date: 2004-08-11 11:34 pm (UTC)Did it lower your purity test results?
Just checking... living vicariously through others while my wife is out of commission. ;-)
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Date: 2004-08-12 03:32 am (UTC)Hope things are better now, at least.
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Date: 2004-08-12 06:21 am (UTC)I was covered in
beesrash! By the time I got to the doc's, even my tongue was swelling a bit...hence the shot. They were astounded by the degree of rashy goodness I had to offer. I have other, equally fun, drugs in my system for the next several days (steroids and antihistamines) and a great big note in my chart to never again take a "quinone" drug.The spots are beginning to fade, but my presentation to a client this afternoon should still be pretty interesting. Yes, I'm at work.
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Date: 2004-08-12 06:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-12 06:25 am (UTC)Of course you can show the client just how creative a copywriter/strategist you are by coming up with an interesting explanation for the spots. I'm voting for something like "faerie hickies."
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Date: 2004-08-12 06:38 am (UTC)Was in the stirrups , a new experience
Prepped , draped, and ready
Wait!!! My new office nurse and the resident and etc. have never seen one done Go Get them
Two people become five Oh WOW a performance piece of having y nuts snipped and clipped While I am in the stirrups So this is what a visit to the GYN feels like for women? HHHHMMM
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Date: 2004-08-12 06:52 am (UTC)You were so sound asleep when I came back to get dressed that I refrained from advising you to "avert your eyes from the South."
I like the idea of calling them fairy hickies. Except they're more like the kind from fairies in Laurell K. Hamilton's books...
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Date: 2004-08-12 07:10 am (UTC)And the truly disturbing thing is that that idea came indirectly from Dream #1 of night before last. But who is LKH?
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Date: 2004-08-12 07:16 am (UTC)Faery smut!
Date: 2004-08-12 08:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-12 10:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-12 11:25 am (UTC)While you might be able to relate, the protagonist in her first series, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, apparently does not get laid for several *books*. And then it's all angsty and...well, gothic, I hear (haven't read them yet, myself).
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Date: 2004-08-12 04:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-12 05:11 pm (UTC)