wah.

Aug. 11th, 2004 04:53 pm
saffronhare: (Kiss My Bunny Ass)
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It's never a good thing when any of these events happen at the doctor's office:

1. The doctor says, "Wow."
2. You receive a shot in the ass.
3. Your doctor fetches another doctor, insisting, "You've gotta see this."

It's particularly not good when all of these things happen within the very same office visit.

Date: 2004-08-12 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Glad to hear you're feeling a bit better -- my eyes were not open enough to notice whether the spots had faded this morning.

Of course you can show the client just how creative a copywriter/strategist you are by coming up with an interesting explanation for the spots. I'm voting for something like "faerie hickies."

Date: 2004-08-12 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
They're not really faded yet, but they are less...three-dimensional, I guess.

You were so sound asleep when I came back to get dressed that I refrained from advising you to "avert your eyes from the South."

I like the idea of calling them fairy hickies. Except they're more like the kind from fairies in Laurell K. Hamilton's books...

Date: 2004-08-12 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Na, when I got up (a little after 7.30) I figured you were still in the bathroom. I was beyond astounded to discover that you were already gone.

And the truly disturbing thing is that that idea came indirectly from Dream #1 of night before last. But who is LKH?

Date: 2004-08-12 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
LKH is the author of the "faerie smut" series a few of us are reading. Book #3 is on my dresser.

Faery smut!

Date: 2004-08-12 08:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
And we can bring over books 1 & 2 tomorrow night if needed.

Date: 2004-08-12 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
I was thinking that I would at least have to skim to the double digit pages to find the smut. Apparently not.

Date: 2004-08-12 11:25 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (dragonsex)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Nope; she's gotten very efficient. :D

While you might be able to relate, the protagonist in her first series, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, apparently does not get laid for several *books*. And then it's all angsty and...well, gothic, I hear (haven't read them yet, myself).

Date: 2004-08-12 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Enh. Neither series sounds very entertaining to me. Guess I'll just have to read my classical smut instead.

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