saffronhare

I have the biggest pimple EVAR growing in the middle of my chin. Plus, I'm getting more wrinkles, and my roots are awfully gray. Guh. Also, it bothers me that, of Ursula's gallery of kick-ass women, I'm beginning to look more like the Orc Poetess than Riverwoman.

I need a Calgon bath and a highball. Behold, the frumpitude!
::pout:: At least I managed to insert links this time. ::pout, pout::