Innuendo Thursday: Blasphemy Division

[saffronhare]

So, fionnabhar has recently been posting some scripture that has a marvelously blasphemous twist to it, particularly if one adds the words (in bed) to the reading. We here at Innuendo Thursday HQ are inspired.

For today's Innuendo Thursday, I'm hoping folks will contribute a bit of prayer that's even more satisfying when one imagines those blessings in bed --scripture, a line from a hymn, whatever. Here's an example:

Psalm 100: 1: Make a joyful noise unto God (in bed.)

So...whaddya got?

Comments

[buffalowmn.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of the same Psalm! lol

Psalms 23:4: ...Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me...(in bed).

*snerk*

[bleuberi21.livejournal.com]

LOL, I hadn't thought that far. *lmao*

My cup runneth over...in bed.

[buffalowmn.livejournal.com]

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures! Haaaaahahahaha...if you put on your Pervy Glasses first, that one doesn't even need the "in bed" part!

[bleuberi21.livejournal.com]

He leadeth me in the path of righteousness for his name's sake.

*dies* Oh, I'm having a hard time not laughing out loud while I'm at work.

[buffalowmn.livejournal.com]

He restoreth my soul...ohhhhhhh yeah he does!

*weeps*

[bleuberi21.livejournal.com]

I think we can collectively say that all of Psalm 23 can be construed entirely as innuendo. *grin* This is too funny.

[buffalowmn.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if they'd just told me that up front when I was going to church as a teenager, I might not have stopped going! roflmao

[bleuberi21.livejournal.com]

Seriously!!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yeaaahhh... that was where I went, too. :D