Innuendo Thursday: Blasphemy Division

[saffronhare]

So, fionnabhar has recently been posting some scripture that has a marvelously blasphemous twist to it, particularly if one adds the words (in bed) to the reading. We here at Innuendo Thursday HQ are inspired.

For today's Innuendo Thursday, I'm hoping folks will contribute a bit of prayer that's even more satisfying when one imagines those blessings in bed --scripture, a line from a hymn, whatever. Here's an example:

Psalm 100: 1: Make a joyful noise unto God (in bed.)

So...whaddya got?

Comments

[buffalowmn.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if they'd just told me that up front when I was going to church as a teenager, I might not have stopped going! roflmao

[bleuberi21.livejournal.com]

Seriously!!