how embarrassing

[saffronhare]

I really dig these fake-o nails. Yeah, they're not applied real well and the polish is schmeary in places and they're impractically long for my life. But damn, I like 'em. (sigh)

That's all for now. Don't expect anything profound from me today. ;)

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[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

::facepalm: Oh, that's awful! Very punny. Thank you again for arranging the chain maille earrings -- they were pretty cool.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I think it's been a tradition for me to hook up at least one of the gods each year... except for the year when I went with $10 and some canned goods, and somehow spent over $120. ::eyeroll:: The rings were much easier for me to budget. 8-)

I look forward to pics. Especially since I might want to copy Yale's jerkin.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

But by loaning us the sword, you pretty much hedged your bets there. We appreciated your stand-in for Tethra's magic sword, by the way. You have a very, erm, large weapon there, sir.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

It's not the size of one's sword, but the skill in using it that counts.

Given that I practice weekly with very talented people, I am working this from both angles. I intend to leave people unable to breathe when struck repeatedly with my weapon.

8-)

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

It's not the size of one's sword, but the skill in using it that counts.

An overrated sentiment, sometimes. I was scared to touch the damn thing, it was that big.

I intend to leave people unable to breathe when struck repeatedly with my weapon.

I have no doubt you can. Wait . . . are you sure we're talking about the same thing here? :-)

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I was scared to touch the damn thing, it was that big.

You're not the first to make such a claim...

are you sure we're talking about the same thing here?

You know, I was going to end the last comment with "let the games commence", but I wasn't sure if I was up for a double entendre thread. Now that I'm through my morning routine, I am happy to engage with such a worthy opponent/partner in literary vice. 8-)

Granted, you have much more experience with the literary part... but I prefer my partners to have more experience, it's so much better that way. ::grin::

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

All I know is that sitting through RfB and watching niveus_tigris polish your weapon about did me in.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Ok, that is a little overly homo-erotic there... but hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

I would dare point out that the god's minion should have been polishing the sword for him, but as I don't know who that was I really don't want to get deeper into -that- innuendo. 8-)

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

That would be me, sir. But I was seanachaidh, not squire.

Come to think on it, he polished up triadruid's spear, too. Busy boy. I just admired from across the room.

Besides, I had to pay more attention to the chain than the weapons.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I missed the chain reference, and it doesn't fall well into the innuendo thread, unless you are much more kinky than I had originally given you credit for.

Come to think of it, a southern belle S&M scene sounds pretty cool.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Oh, you missed the part where he and I were chained together from my ear to his mouth? You did miss all the fun, then!

::bats eyes innocently::

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Wow, if you were wearing a bodice AND bonded... that is some hot TILF imagery there.

To say nothing of adding demure gestures to an overly naughty innuendo thread. At least until you had niveus_tigris polishing my sword. Granted, he is one of the people I would trust most, in one entendre, but I didn't need that on the other entendre.

Hrm, can you refer to double entendres in the singluar form like that? Or are they entendrii?

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

No bodice. We went with Iron Age Ireland, so it was a leine and brat. But we had sixteen feet of chain, if that helps.

::gigglesnort::

Entendre--French for "to hear". It's a verb.

Double entendre, then, means to hear two things at once.

Overly naughty? What have you been talking about, sir? :-)

*smiles demurely*