how embarrassing

[saffronhare]

I really dig these fake-o nails. Yeah, they're not applied real well and the polish is schmeary in places and they're impractically long for my life. But damn, I like 'em. (sigh)

That's all for now. Don't expect anything profound from me today. ;)

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

All I know is that sitting through RfB and watching niveus_tigris polish your weapon about did me in.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Ok, that is a little overly homo-erotic there... but hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

I would dare point out that the god's minion should have been polishing the sword for him, but as I don't know who that was I really don't want to get deeper into -that- innuendo. 8-)

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

That would be me, sir. But I was seanachaidh, not squire.

Come to think on it, he polished up triadruid's spear, too. Busy boy. I just admired from across the room.

Besides, I had to pay more attention to the chain than the weapons.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I missed the chain reference, and it doesn't fall well into the innuendo thread, unless you are much more kinky than I had originally given you credit for.

Come to think of it, a southern belle S&M scene sounds pretty cool.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Oh, you missed the part where he and I were chained together from my ear to his mouth? You did miss all the fun, then!

::bats eyes innocently::

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Wow, if you were wearing a bodice AND bonded... that is some hot TILF imagery there.

To say nothing of adding demure gestures to an overly naughty innuendo thread. At least until you had niveus_tigris polishing my sword. Granted, he is one of the people I would trust most, in one entendre, but I didn't need that on the other entendre.

Hrm, can you refer to double entendres in the singluar form like that? Or are they entendrii?

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

No bodice. We went with Iron Age Ireland, so it was a leine and brat. But we had sixteen feet of chain, if that helps.

::gigglesnort::

Entendre--French for "to hear". It's a verb.

Double entendre, then, means to hear two things at once.

Overly naughty? What have you been talking about, sir? :-)

*smiles demurely*