Sweet, frosted temptation.

[saffronhare]

A big box of frosted cherry pop tarts has appeared on the kitchen table at work, in the position of items to which folks are encouraged to help themselves.

It is a sin among my people to let pop tarts go unloved and unconsumed. They are a gift from heaven. I mustn't spurn them.

EDIT: Weeping and lamentations. The box was empty. Oh, bittersweet! the joy of knowing that the pop tarts have been consumed by others who are grateful for such gifts from heaven. I like to think those frosted rectangles of cherry-filled goodness were fortunate enough to be lightly toasted, even. And the day goes on.

Comments

[teross50.livejournal.com]

The Gods know all to well of our human frailty They understand and forgive In fact they often encourage knowing there are times we just need lightly toasted cherry goodness

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

So I should be sure to have some Pop-Tarts available for the meeting tomorrow night?

Note to self: add (more) pop-tarts to grocery list for shopping tonight.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

You are my favorite. Frosted with red filling and I'm your slave. Oh, baby. Wait. What are you buttering me up for? :)

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Wait. What are you buttering me up for?

Who me? Would I do something like that???

I'm sure you'll find out eventually....
and now I have to figure out something good

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I will absolutely not dress up as a Fluffy Bunny for you again. (Nearly) anything else is fair game. Espcially if there are sprinkles on the pop tarts.

Everyone has their price, right?

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Awww. But I still have the ears and tail and everything!

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I, too, have a Pop-Tart price, but it involves the brown sugar-cinnamon frosted ones.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I will have to remember that.

lalalalalala

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Not Listening!