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A big box of frosted cherry pop tarts has appeared on the kitchen table at work, in the position of items to which folks are encouraged to help themselves.

It is a sin among my people to let pop tarts go unloved and unconsumed. They are a gift from heaven. I mustn't spurn them.

EDIT: Weeping and lamentations. The box was empty. Oh, bittersweet! the joy of knowing that the pop tarts have been consumed by others who are grateful for such gifts from heaven. I like to think those frosted rectangles of cherry-filled goodness were fortunate enough to be lightly toasted, even. And the day goes on.

Date: 2005-05-03 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capriciouslass.livejournal.com
Awww. But I still have the ears and tail and everything!

lalalalalala

Date: 2005-05-03 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Not Listening!

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