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A big box of frosted cherry pop tarts has appeared on the kitchen table at work, in the position of items to which folks are encouraged to help themselves.

It is a sin among my people to let pop tarts go unloved and unconsumed. They are a gift from heaven. I mustn't spurn them.

EDIT: Weeping and lamentations. The box was empty. Oh, bittersweet! the joy of knowing that the pop tarts have been consumed by others who are grateful for such gifts from heaven. I like to think those frosted rectangles of cherry-filled goodness were fortunate enough to be lightly toasted, even. And the day goes on.
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