This sucks. (but I'll get over it soon)

[saffronhare]

I have the biggest pimple EVAR growing in the middle of my chin. Plus, I'm getting more wrinkles, and my roots are awfully gray. Guh. Also, it bothers me that, of Ursula's gallery of kick-ass women, I'm beginning to look more like the Orc Poetess than Riverwoman.

I need a Calgon bath and a highball. Behold, the frumpitude!
::pout:: At least I managed to insert links this time. ::pout, pout::

Comments

Something to look forward to.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Not to discount your feelings of frumposity, but what'll really make you feel old and frumpy is gray pubic hair. But that's TMI, huh?

Re: Something to look forward to.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Careful what you mention...

Re: Something to look forward to.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Eh?

Re: Something to look forward to.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Checkity, bee-otch.

Re: Something to look forward to.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm all about the comfort and solace in your time of woe. You know you can count on me, sweetbuns.

Re: Something to look forward to.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Reason #95 why I love you so.

Re: Something to look forward to.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Then this must be me:

The Old Battleaxe

Re: Something to look forward to.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Now I know what you need for Christmas -- someplace to hang your dishtowels!

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

I affirm and promote your right to whine and feel frumpy - that said... I think you have the riverwoman's ass.... and seeing as we can't see her front side...that's all I can comment on. ; )

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

So you have a muscular body with curves, nice breasts that don't sag, and long, luxurious hair. You don't have green skin, or tusks, or skulls in your hair, but... what exactly were you bitching about again?

Love you.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

We could get you some skulls for your hair if you like. That would be very doable.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Again, you say the sweetest things.