saffronhare: (Kiss My Bunny Ass)
saffronhare ([personal profile] saffronhare) wrote2005-12-07 04:32 pm
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This sucks. (but I'll get over it soon)

I have the biggest pimple EVAR growing in the middle of my chin. Plus, I'm getting more wrinkles, and my roots are awfully gray. Guh. Also, it bothers me that, of Ursula's gallery of kick-ass women, I'm beginning to look more like the Orc Poetess than Riverwoman.

I need a Calgon bath and a highball. Behold, the frumpitude!
::pout:: At least I managed to insert links this time. ::pout, pout::
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Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to discount your feelings of frumposity, but what'll really make you feel old and frumpy is gray pubic hair. But that's TMI, huh?

Re: Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] agrnmn.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Careful what you mention...

Re: Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh?

Re: Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Checkity, bee-otch.

Re: Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm all about the comfort and solace in your time of woe. You know you can count on me, sweetbuns.

Re: Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Reason #95 why I love you so.

Re: Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Then this must be me:

The Old Battleaxe

Re: Something to look forward to.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Now I know what you need for Christmas -- someplace to hang your dishtowels!

[identity profile] lightonthesill.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
I affirm and promote your right to whine and feel frumpy - that said... I think you have the riverwoman's ass.... and seeing as we can't see her front side...that's all I can comment on. ; )

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[identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So you have a muscular body with curves, nice breasts that don't sag, and long, luxurious hair. You don't have green skin, or tusks, or skulls in your hair, but... what exactly were you bitching about again?

Love you.

[identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We could get you some skulls for your hair if you like. That would be very doable.

[identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Again, you say the sweetest things.
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