Very few readings could have hurt my brain more.

[saffronhare]

From Free Will Astrology:



"I propose that you conduct a radical experiment for the next three weeks. Between now and July 22, try on the theory that life is on your side. Assume that all of creation is conspiring to give you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. At least once every day, speak these words with passionate sincerity: "I believe that reality is a sublime comedy staged for my education and amusement, and that there is a benevolent conspiracy to liberate me from my ignorance and help transform me into the unique masterpiece I was born to be."

::blink::

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I see your "huh?"...

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

...and raise you a "WTF?!?"

"Gypsy Rose Lee (1914-1970) was not a stripper in the sense we think of it today. Her more precise title was striptease artist. During her performances, she never actually took off all of her clothes. Her style was rooted in the advice her mother gave her: "Make them beg for more -- and then don't give it to them." While I don't suggest you apply for a gig at a strip club this week, Sagittarius, I do recommend that you incorporate some of Lee's approach in your own chosen field."

Somehow, I don't think more teasing is really the solution here...

more teasing

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Well, it can hardly be bad, can it? Wait. Forget I asked that.

I propose that we link up my "universe, revealing beauty and generally great shit" with your striptease...plus some ecstatic prayer. There. That's better.