saffronhare

Found this while wasting time online, and figured I'd give it a whirl.

If I were a month, I’d be June.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be your mid-morning coffee break.
If I were a planet, I’d be the moon.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a (possibly deranged) mermaid.

If I were a direction, I’d be Northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be the most comfortable bed in the world.
If I were a liquid, I’d be chai tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a cranberry pearl.
If I were a tree, I’d be some sort of sturdy, flowering shrub.

If I were a tool, I’d be a ratcheting screwdriver.
If I were a flower, I’d be a tearose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be mild and sunshiney day, with a light breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be drum.
If I were a color, I’d be the gray-green of the sea.

If I were an emotion, I’d be cautious romanticism.
If I were a fruit, I’d be something red and juicy.
If I were a sound, I’d be a smooch.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be reliable, safe, and fuel-efficient. Also, quite possibly blue.

If I were a food, I’d be an elaborate brunch.
If I were a place, I’d be Matunuck, RI.
If I were a material, I’d be flannel-lined satin.
If I were a taste, I’d be nummy and acquired.
If I were a scent, I'd be roses and sandalwood.