And the winner is...

[saffronhare]

Thank you, chronarchy, for the marvelously flattering and entertaining biographical bit which now appears on my User Info page. You're the winner -- and not just because nobody else sent anything! ::sigh::

So...how shall we barter for your prize?

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[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Good to know it's not *just* because no one else sent anything :)

Hmm. . . Barter for the prize, huh? I don't know. What do you have that's good/useful/really cool?

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

cash!!! take the cash!!!!

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

So sayeth the man who was likely to have submitted the most scandalous bio, but didn't bother. Cranky bastards everywhere are disappointed in you.

poke-poke-poke

Smooches,
Saff

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

i tried... i actually did, but i just didn't have enough info from which to start... i did know that the words "doesn't wear underpants*" were going to be in there somewhere, but that's about it.



*according to the writers of Futurama, underpants it's 10% funnier than underwear, panties, etc...

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

oh and "before I met saffron, i'd never even heard the word bukkake"

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

You're always free to pull something out of your ass...um, make something up. I'll look forward to one piece of speculative fiction sometime soon. (Yes, I'm one pushy broad.) If it's fun, I'll return the favor. No pressure. Really. :)

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

It's all about perceived value. If you want immediate gratification, there could be a poem (or haiku or limerick) of praise. A digital photo of me writing, "Thanks, . You're my favorite," on some to-be-specified body part. A pair of sparkly red shoes from Kansas.

On the other hand, you will be stopping over here in May, and I think I'm on the unofficial Welcoming Committee. Use your imagination!

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

a poem (or haiku or limerick) of praise

Could it be a dirty limerick of praise?

A digital photo of me writing, "Thanks, You're my favorite," on some to-be-specified body part

Would that be a permanent marker? That could be lots of fun. . .

A pair of sparkly red shoes from Kansas.

Those would *sooo* clash with my eyes. . . *grins*

And since I will be stopping over in May, we might have to work something out there. . . Hmm. . .

I'll have to think a bit more about this *grins* You know, though, the more I think, the crazier my ideas always get. . .