And the winner is...

[saffronhare]

Thank you, chronarchy, for the marvelously flattering and entertaining biographical bit which now appears on my User Info page. You're the winner -- and not just because nobody else sent anything! ::sigh::

So...how shall we barter for your prize?

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

So sayeth the man who was likely to have submitted the most scandalous bio, but didn't bother. Cranky bastards everywhere are disappointed in you.

poke-poke-poke

Smooches,
Saff

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

i tried... i actually did, but i just didn't have enough info from which to start... i did know that the words "doesn't wear underpants*" were going to be in there somewhere, but that's about it.



*according to the writers of Futurama, underpants it's 10% funnier than underwear, panties, etc...

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

oh and "before I met saffron, i'd never even heard the word bukkake"

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

You're always free to pull something out of your ass...um, make something up. I'll look forward to one piece of speculative fiction sometime soon. (Yes, I'm one pushy broad.) If it's fun, I'll return the favor. No pressure. Really. :)