saffronhare

Wanted to share the amusement of an email I received from the Christmas Party Committee at work:

"Would you be able to help us out this Friday morning before the Christmas Party?? We need someone to page the entire company at 10:30 am and remind them that they need to leave no later than 10:35 for the Party.

We also need you to go into Michael's office right after you page and tell him he ha to stop whatever it is that he is doing and leave for the party. He has to be there by 10:55.

Let us know if you can help us out. Thanks!!"

Incidentally, Michael is the CEO/President of the company. What sort of superpowers do these people suspect I have? I really need to work on shoring up my "practically harmless" image...