Because I suck at pictures.
Nov. 2nd, 2007 12:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saffronhareI have shamelessly signed up all over LJ for people to post pictures of fictional characters who remind them of me (or vice versa). Except I suck at pictures, so it wouldn't work so great for me to do the same for them.
To balance out the bargain on this one, I'd like to offer Awful Haiku.* If you comment here, I promise to respond with a haiku written just for you.** A dubious gift, but there you go. :)
*That's not to say I won't try to write really nifty haiku -- because I do try -- just that I'm very bad at it...though better than I am at pictures. Because pictures require coding and shit like that.
**Probably limited to some element of your personality that pops into my head first today. Please not to be offended by what will certainly be a mere shadow of your Glorious Self.
UPDATE: It's Monday morning and I'm feeling All Done with haikus now. Please, nobody more in, okay? Your turn for an awful haiku will no doubt come 'round again in the future. Be still, my beating heart! :)
To balance out the bargain on this one, I'd like to offer Awful Haiku.* If you comment here, I promise to respond with a haiku written just for you.** A dubious gift, but there you go. :)
*That's not to say I won't try to write really nifty haiku -- because I do try -- just that I'm very bad at it...though better than I am at pictures. Because pictures require coding and shit like that.
**Probably limited to some element of your personality that pops into my head first today. Please not to be offended by what will certainly be a mere shadow of your Glorious Self.
UPDATE: It's Monday morning and I'm feeling All Done with haikus now. Please, nobody more in, okay? Your turn for an awful haiku will no doubt come 'round again in the future. Be still, my beating heart! :)
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Date: 2007-11-02 06:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-02 07:26 pm (UTC)dripping from fingers to page
paprika or paint?
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Date: 2007-11-02 06:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-02 07:30 pm (UTC)bride of gods everywhere
yardstick optional
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Date: 2007-11-02 07:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-02 07:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-02 07:35 pm (UTC)lug-soled, glittered gnome priestess
Rube Goldberg's wet dream
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Date: 2007-11-02 07:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-02 07:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-02 08:31 pm (UTC)ack. not so clever as it was in my head.
Date: 2007-11-02 08:50 pm (UTC)they're here and you're the one who
knows all their secrets
Re: ack. not so clever as it was in my head.
Date: 2007-11-02 09:01 pm (UTC)Re: ack. not so clever as it was in my head.
Date: 2007-11-02 09:09 pm (UTC)Naturally, I ran out of syllables. And cleverness. Ah, well.
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Date: 2007-11-02 08:52 pm (UTC)as if he couldn't have it
any other way
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Date: 2007-11-02 09:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-02 09:13 pm (UTC)syllables, punches and kicks
bruising the mind's eye
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Date: 2007-11-02 10:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 06:53 pm (UTC)onto your pants? so sorry
let me clean that up
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Date: 2007-11-03 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 01:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-05 03:25 pm (UTC)pinion me with the question
"Do you know me now?"
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Date: 2007-11-03 01:44 am (UTC)MEMMEMEMMEMEME!
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Date: 2007-11-03 06:57 pm (UTC)mixing not so randomly
three more elements
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Date: 2007-11-03 07:23 pm (UTC)I like
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Date: 2007-11-03 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 06:58 pm (UTC)the curmudgeon tempts me so
service with a smile
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Date: 2007-11-03 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 11:54 pm (UTC)jammies and linen bedding
happy autumn sleep
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Date: 2007-11-03 12:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 11:53 pm (UTC)is slow to rise, but steady
she'll chase you for MILES
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Date: 2007-11-04 01:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-05 03:30 pm (UTC)digging, searching, un-earthing
like birth in reverse
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Date: 2007-11-05 12:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-05 03:31 pm (UTC)She says, but I can't answer
from between her tits.