Onion-y inspiration
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everflame and mostly disgusted with my FreeWill Horoscope for the week, I went to check out my Cancerian outlook according to The Onion.
Cancer*
Remember: Only by eliminating feelings of jealousy and competition can you become as happy and healthy a person as that smug bitch Rebecca.
*This is from the March 14 edition. Can't tell if it's been updated yet, but I don't think so.
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UPDATE: The March 21 edition, courtesy of the highly developed satirical radar offionnabhar:
Cancer
It's true that secret agents have crossed international borders with microfilm hidden in their colons, but you should've known better than to try it with three liters of duty-free scotch.
everflame and mostly disgusted with my FreeWill Horoscope for the week, I went to check out my Cancerian outlook according to The Onion. Cancer*
Remember: Only by eliminating feelings of jealousy and competition can you become as happy and healthy a person as that smug bitch Rebecca.
*This is from the March 14 edition. Can't tell if it's been updated yet, but I don't think so.
*********
UPDATE: The March 21 edition, courtesy of the highly developed satirical radar of
fionnabhar:Cancer
It's true that secret agents have crossed international borders with microfilm hidden in their colons, but you should've known better than to try it with three liters of duty-free scotch.
