Could I please call in ugly?

[saffronhare]

Ugh. I'm shuffling around like an old lady. My face is peeling all over from Friday's sunburn -- including my bottom lip, which actually split and bled last night. There's this amazing pimple that isn't quite healed. And my hair went all floofy today. Wanna go back to bed.

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Re: Adding layers of awful...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

And.... you've got the BDU pants, tank tops, hair, and you know how to use handguns in a non-diplomatic (business) manner. The only question that remains, can you shoot two handguns at once while driving a sport motorcycle with just your knees?