Could I please call in ugly?

[saffronhare]

Ugh. I'm shuffling around like an old lady. My face is peeling all over from Friday's sunburn -- including my bottom lip, which actually split and bled last night. There's this amazing pimple that isn't quite healed. And my hair went all floofy today. Wanna go back to bed.

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[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Angelina Jolie makes a lot of money with that split lip of hers. 8-)

You. Sit. Stay.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That is not helpful. Not one little bit.

Re: Adding layers of awful...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

And.... you've got the BDU pants, tank tops, hair, and you know how to use handguns in a non-diplomatic (business) manner. The only question that remains, can you shoot two handguns at once while driving a sport motorcycle with just your knees?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Shit. If it was okay to call in ugly, I would never have to go to work.

How's the keeping the feet up project coming?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Not so bad. I left work at about 1 p.m. yesterday because they were throbbing and starting to swell out of my crocs again. Went home to soak and put them up, and they were much better within a few hours.

Healing is happening, thankfully. Steve and Peggy (the one on my right heel) are much better. Matilda (the one on the ball of my right foot) seems to be past the worst now too. Any more details would gross you out. :)

[lulumai.livejournal.com]

I will write you a note to get out of work, but I refuse to say ugly... =) Sending positive vibes toward your right foot... well... to your whole person actually... thanks again for the great job this weekend!!

Would this work??

[teross50.livejournal.com]

Dear work, Normally my face as soft and exotic as Thailand, has suffered a Que de-ta today by a pimple and a sunburn faction, when we have regained control. We will return to our normal production,
Thank you very much, for coping with this short term disruption, ;-)

Power to the People!!
*Hope you fel better soon
xox