Auction of vulnerable bits.
Apr. 24th, 2006 03:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saffronhareBy that, I mean belly, back, and neck. The arms and hands are still up for grabs (so to speak), but we're moving right along before certain people hyperventilate waiting for my ass to go on the block. :)
The belly and back are prime pieces of real estate, with lots of room to write (even if it may not be visible). My back is well-muscled with a friendly covering of freckles. My belly is firming up under its protective layer of bubble wrap and is very, very ticklish. And my neck will not be divided up for auction -- all of it goes to one person, earlobes to collarbone. Current lot is bolded on my LJ user info page. Winning bidders will receive personal contact from me, directing them to the donation web page and beginning to arrange for sponsorship privileges. (wink, wink) Lay on, guys.
belly ($25 starting bid)
spine ($50 starting bid)
neck/throat($15 starting bid)
In other news, I can neither confirm nor deny that there is a plan in the works to design and sell t-shirts that proclaim the wearer as a Friend to Breasts Everywhere.
The belly and back are prime pieces of real estate, with lots of room to write (even if it may not be visible). My back is well-muscled with a friendly covering of freckles. My belly is firming up under its protective layer of bubble wrap and is very, very ticklish. And my neck will not be divided up for auction -- all of it goes to one person, earlobes to collarbone. Current lot is bolded on my LJ user info page. Winning bidders will receive personal contact from me, directing them to the donation web page and beginning to arrange for sponsorship privileges. (wink, wink) Lay on, guys.
belly ($25 starting bid)
spine ($50 starting bid)
neck/throat($15 starting bid)
In other news, I can neither confirm nor deny that there is a plan in the works to design and sell t-shirts that proclaim the wearer as a Friend to Breasts Everywhere.
