Also, with some possible head-shaving.

[saffronhare]

Sure, I need a cut and a color. That's not the problem. The problem is that I cannot manage my hair at all this week. I can get through a work day and even manage some household chores just fine, but just getting it washed and rinsed in the shower with my shoulder the way it is makes me want to scream. In fact, showering and toweling myself dry makes me dizzy with pain. This, from a woman who's been through childbirth without meds.

And drying my hair? Brushing or combing it? Styling it? No fecking way. And I hate hats, so don't suggest one. I need a cabana boy, please, to come brush and braid my hair for me. Or just to shave the stuff off. ::whimper::

EDIT: Roller Derby is also getting popular again, just as I'm getting too old and crunchy to be a star. That seriously bums me out.

Comments

Re: Do I want to know...

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I was sleeping. Really. It was horribly inglorious.

Re: Do I want to know...

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

I guess this is the moment when I can thankfully say that I am not sleeping with you if that is what you do to *yourself* while sleeping... ;-p

Re: Do I want to know...

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Very clever of you. :)