Made. My. Day.

Sharing this bit of hilarity, originally from adammaker but found by way of chernobylred.

http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs

Poll-building!

Okay. It's only 10 a.m. and already I'm snarling at well-meaning people here at work, innocently asking what happened to my foot. The whiteboard culture is pretty firmly established here, so I think I'll use it to deflect some of those questions.

I'd like to post three or four reasons to answer the question: Why is Nikki wearing a boot on her foot?

a. too much butt-kicking
b. unfortunate error in performing the "Safety Dance"
c. celebrating "Walk Like a Pirate" day
d. it's Manolo Blahniks or nothing, baby
3. conducting a study on sympathy-related behaviors in the workplace

Oh, LJ...help me fill in the blanks!