Sleep on the Brain/ Lemming Ho'

It's 4:30 a.m. and the princesses have had a sucky night, which means I've had a sucky night. First off, Princess !Kaboom has a nightmare and then later a wailing panic about getting to the bathroom on time (yes, she made it). Then, Princess Sticky starts with the coughing and congestion. Poor thing seems to have the flu...but she doesn't know that. All she knows is that she is Not Happy and therefore nobody else should be happy, either. No more than an hour of sleep in any one shot.

I've already left a message at work that I'm calling in stupid until I can get a little sleep (will probably go in about noon).

Filled with glamor, my life is. So here's a lemming that's more about the sleep I'm not getting than anything else. It's really made the rounds, but I copied it from adammaker...

If you woke up and found yourself in bed with me, what would your first thought be?

::fweet:: Too many metaphors on the field!

What do sandwiches and Desmond Tutu have in common? My FreeWill Horoscope for the week, that's what.

Edit -- I like this one much better. From The Pagan Update (tm):

The Solar Key: Because You Want It.

Is that your lower lip I see poking out, there? You're pouting because you can't get no satisfaction. But the pleasure you're demanding is so . . . unusual . . . that it verges on decadence. Okay, so WHAT, if you like it like you like it? Doesn't everybody? Keep on seeking love, and protection for your kinky, dark habit. If it makes you smile, it must be okay. [sun in 5°-6° Pisces]

Health
In this solar degree things happen fast. Your unconscious needs a chance to process what's happening. Be sure you get enough sleep. Doesn't a nap sound nice?
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This guy really appreciates how I think.

Marley J. Gangler

There. I've said it. I lose. You all win. Happy now?

Ten things I've done that I'm not sure anybody else has.

Not sure I can get up to ten, either, but here goes:

1. Danced around on stage in a sheep costume.
2. Been an orthopedic surgery case study.
3. Failed differential equations in college, yet still managed to graduate cum laude.
4. Stolen a goat and transported it across state lines.
5. Beaten the crap out of a Moroccan.

::Oh, I'm on a roll now. This is fun::

6. Had my pocket picked in Paris.
7. Been in a building that was car-bombed (while I was in it).
8. Got my European driver's license before my American one...but neither before I was 18.
9. Earned a stage name in a strip club -- as a patron, and without removing any clothing.
10. Had my nether regions grasped by Mikhail Barishnikov.