Sleep on the Brain/ Lemming Ho'

[saffronhare]

It's 4:30 a.m. and the princesses have had a sucky night, which means I've had a sucky night. First off, Princess !Kaboom has a nightmare and then later a wailing panic about getting to the bathroom on time (yes, she made it). Then, Princess Sticky starts with the coughing and congestion. Poor thing seems to have the flu...but she doesn't know that. All she knows is that she is Not Happy and therefore nobody else should be happy, either. No more than an hour of sleep in any one shot.

I've already left a message at work that I'm calling in stupid until I can get a little sleep (will probably go in about noon).

Filled with glamor, my life is. So here's a lemming that's more about the sleep I'm not getting than anything else. It's really made the rounds, but I copied it from adammaker...

If you woke up and found yourself in bed with me, what would your first thought be?

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

"Something has either gone very, very right here, or very, very wrong."

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Glad I checked this before leaving... check your personal email if you haven't already.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, and a lemming answer too.

"What the hell time is it?"

Or occasionally, "Why doesn't she do anything about the screaming? Oh... right. Dammit."

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Very clever response. I like. :)

Speaking from experience...

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Just as a warning...she is quick with her elbows and don't bother trying to warm her up just go for it it improves your odds. How much you ask that is left to chance?

Good luck and May the uh...force be with you!

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

"holy shit I can teleport in my sleep!!!"

or

"how much did i have to drink tonight to end up in another state in some strange woman's bed?"

hope the little ones feel better.

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

"Nope, it wasn't a dream. The handcuffs are real. . ."

Better pinch yourself, dear.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I don't use handcuffs. I've heard they work well in certain situations, but I find that simply issuing a command is enough to restrain somebody. Much more fun to watch them struggle against their own desire to move, rather than actual physical bonds....

::squirm::

Gonna go have some tea now. Lovely, lovely decaf black tea. :)

Re: Better pinch yourself, dear.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

I don't use handcuffs.

Now, now...more accurately you don't often use them.

Re: Better pinch yourself, dear.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That's right. Except I didn't put them on your wrists or ankles.
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Good times.

Re: Better pinch yourself, dear.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Well. That certainly didn't bring to mind an interesting mental picture during Silent Sustained Reading. No, indeedy!

Re: Better pinch yourself, dear.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

If you woke up and found yourself in bed with me, what would your first thought be?

I am so glad I'm not at work!

or

Fine I'll let the dogs out.

or

How much room in a king sized bed do you need woman?

or

Remember she is quick with her elbows...eye of the tiger man!

ok, I'll play

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

What? Oh, ok. **kisses** I'm going back to sleep now.

Re: ok, I'll play

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Yes. We're both likely to just thank all the little gods that the children are still asleep and catch a few more zzz's!

Plus, you're like...my sister or something. Yay slumber parties. I hope you did my nails.

Re: ok, I'll play

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

of course. Both fingers and toes. It's that lovely pink color you hate so much. Your hair is braided too.

Re: ok, I'll play

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

If I find any glitter in the bed, you're a dead woman. I'm just sayin'.
XOXO

Re: ok, I'll play

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

nope, i'm the glitter queen. you're more likely to get glitter in the bed with me.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

"If I move very carefully, she might get a little more sleep while I go check on the kids. If not...the kids will wait."

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

You are one sexy bitch. Letting me sleep while you tend the kids for a little while will earn you many sexual favors. Plus, less bruising.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

how did i get here? this is not my beautiful wife.