Oh, dear.

I felt so sexy this morning. Now that I look in the mirror, however, I see that my boobs are really super-lopsided today. The difference doesn't usually bother me, but today it's making my lovely summer dress hang all higgledy-piggledy.

Plus, I'm getting very light but very itchy rash all over my body. You know, like when you're taking the wrong antibiotics? Except I stopped taking antibiotics on Sunday. At least I don't have a yeast infection. Yet.

This moment of humility is brought to you by human physiology, joyride that it is.

I might be talking about you.

There's nothing like telling a man he can't have you to pique his interest.
Go ahead. Boss me around. Like this.