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saffronhareI felt so sexy this morning. Now that I look in the mirror, however, I see that my boobs are really super-lopsided today. The difference doesn't usually bother me, but today it's making my lovely summer dress hang all higgledy-piggledy.
Plus, I'm getting very light but very itchy rash all over my body. You know, like when you're taking the wrong antibiotics? Except I stopped taking antibiotics on Sunday. At least I don't have a yeast infection. Yet.
This moment of humility is brought to you by human physiology, joyride that it is.
Plus, I'm getting very light but very itchy rash all over my body. You know, like when you're taking the wrong antibiotics? Except I stopped taking antibiotics on Sunday. At least I don't have a yeast infection. Yet.
This moment of humility is brought to you by human physiology, joyride that it is.
