I'm all over it.

This is astrological advice I can live with, particularly as I begin putting together my "to do" list for the weekend.
( From Free Will Astrology )

Notes to Self:

First, if the manufacturer bothers to include something on the label that says, "do not apply to broken skin," they really mean it.

Second, if you must indulge in compulsive triceps-firming dips (we'll avoid shredding your fantasy that they'll magically firm your upper arms within the next 15 minutes), try not to use a rolling chair.

Both of these things are stupid, and will hurt right away.
Moron.