Notes to Self:

[saffronhare]

First, if the manufacturer bothers to include something on the label that says, "do not apply to broken skin," they really mean it.

Second, if you must indulge in compulsive triceps-firming dips (we'll avoid shredding your fantasy that they'll magically firm your upper arms within the next 15 minutes), try not to use a rolling chair.

Both of these things are stupid, and will hurt right away.
Moron.

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[teross50.livejournal.com]

HHHHHMMMMM????? the sky and a brain or two are both cloudy today I take it?