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Interview Meme!
If you want me to interview you....

Here are the rules:
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.



Questions posed by the ever-inciteful-insightful fionnabhar.

1. What is the kindest thing you have done for any person this month?
Christ on a bike, woman. I don't know. I'm not trying to avoid answering...I just truly have no idea. You've got me thinking, though.

2. Princess !Kaboom once informed me that Princess Sticky's middle name was Coatl. What is it really?
Marie. If you're curious, Princess !Kaboom's middle name is Colette; Boredom's is Theresa.

3. If you did not have to consider agrnmn's tastes or opinions, what would your bedroom look like after you redecorated?
Much less ornate, except for having a bazillion pillows and very drapey drapes. I dig the colors and the fabrics that he's likely to go with for the "barbarian overlord" theme. I might choose a hard-surface floor with nifty area rugs instead of a fully carpeted experience. The big divergence in our tastes is that I prefer very simple lines in furniture, without a lot of bulk. So, where I might go for a platform bed, he's more likely to want a four-poster with lots of carving and...er, stuff.

4. If the cherry pie ran out, what would be your second choice?
Apple-cranberry (which is the only pie I've ever made) or strawberry-rhubarb, depending on what's in season. After that, just about any fruit pie would be great. Can't stand pecan or key lime.

5. Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth?
Um. Neither, really, though Sammy might win by a hair (ha). Can I have Eddie Van Halen instead? He smiles more.

Comments

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1. In what areas of your married life does nodeal57 have the lead? This is asked with the assumption that marriage is a partnership. I've just never seen the part of your culture of which he's the God-Emperor.

2. How would you put together your own book tour? What kind of events would you like to have?

3. What can a host/hostess do to help you feel comfortable in their house? What makes you feel instantly uncomfortable?

4. Under what circumstances are you happy to show off your cleavage in public? (Please note that I'm not talking about actual toplessness.)

5. Since you refer to my kids as your "practice" grandchildren, I'll make an assumption that you hope your daughters grow up to have children some day. Do you have a vision of the sort of person you hope they'll each find? Describe.