Because today I am a frisky bunny.
Jul. 26th, 2005 04:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saffronhareI haven't been tagged, and I don't really want to tag anybody else, but I sort of felt like doing this anyway:
Pick 10 fictional characters you'd have sex with...
1. Riddick. (Vin Diesel, from Chronicles of Riddick) Any day. Anywhere.
2. Captain Etienne Navarre (Rutger Hauer, from Ladyhawke).
3. Count Adhemar of Anjou (Rufus Sewell, from A Knight's Tale). Yes, there's a pattern here. I'll move on.
4. Simon Templar (Val Kilmer, from The Saint).
5. Vianne Rocher (Juliette Binoche, from Chocolat). This is here mostly because I want to BE her, not really DO her.
6. Corky (Gina Gershon, in Bound). Ridiculous name, but there you go. No, not Jennifer Tilly...or Gina's character in Showgirls.
7. Guinevere (Kiera Knightly, from King Arthur). That mostly does it for the chicks.
8. Steerpike (Jonathan Rhys-Myers, from Gormengast). Sorry. Was supposed to be moving on.
9. Frank Martin (Jason Statham, from The Transporter). I swear I can't help it.
10. Eomer (Karl Urban, from LOTR). What?!
I went mostly with movies, and just listed the first ones that came to mind. They're not really ranked and don't nearly exhaust the list. I promise I have a bit more range -- not a lot, but a bit -- though my mood today is quite definite.
::le sigh::
Pick 10 fictional characters you'd have sex with...
1. Riddick. (Vin Diesel, from Chronicles of Riddick) Any day. Anywhere.
2. Captain Etienne Navarre (Rutger Hauer, from Ladyhawke).
3. Count Adhemar of Anjou (Rufus Sewell, from A Knight's Tale). Yes, there's a pattern here. I'll move on.
4. Simon Templar (Val Kilmer, from The Saint).
5. Vianne Rocher (Juliette Binoche, from Chocolat). This is here mostly because I want to BE her, not really DO her.
6. Corky (Gina Gershon, in Bound). Ridiculous name, but there you go. No, not Jennifer Tilly...or Gina's character in Showgirls.
7. Guinevere (Kiera Knightly, from King Arthur). That mostly does it for the chicks.
8. Steerpike (Jonathan Rhys-Myers, from Gormengast). Sorry. Was supposed to be moving on.
9. Frank Martin (Jason Statham, from The Transporter). I swear I can't help it.
10. Eomer (Karl Urban, from LOTR). What?!
I went mostly with movies, and just listed the first ones that came to mind. They're not really ranked and don't nearly exhaust the list. I promise I have a bit more range -- not a lot, but a bit -- though my mood today is quite definite.
::le sigh::
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Date: 2005-07-26 09:45 pm (UTC)Also, Steerpike = very hot, but BATSHIT CRAZY. Therefore, not qualified for my list.
which Simon Templar?
Date: 2005-07-26 09:48 pm (UTC)If the list had gone longer, then I mighta put one or two more Batshit Crazy dudes in addition to Steerpike on there. Didn't say I figured on surviving sex with him, just that I'd want it. And, wow, do I ever.
(Shit. I said that out loud, didn't I?)
Re: which Simon Templar?
Date: 2005-07-26 09:49 pm (UTC)Re: which Simon Templar?
Date: 2005-07-26 09:51 pm (UTC)Oh, no, wait, nevermind. I remember the one with the horrible teeth.
Frankly, from that film, though, I'd have picked the young Russian gangster boy. Before, or after the fire.
Re: which Simon Templar?
Date: 2005-07-26 09:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-29 11:26 am (UTC)