Merciful Heavens.

[saffronhare]

This is one spooky meme. Can I please have Jason Isaacs, but NOT as this character? The robes are cool and all, but I can't see his ass properly. And as short as I am, I don't like looking up his nostrils this way. Much better in The Patriot.

Claim Your Old British Man by jgurlpunkrck
Your Name
Your Age
Your Old British Man
You met...	on a set for a movie you were both working on
The relationship ended...	because it's not technically legal
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Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

What else has he been in?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Nasty evil British dude in The Patriot, antagonist to Mel Gibson. Played both Captain Hook and Mr. Darling in the live-action Peter Pan that came out not too long ago. There's more, but I think those are the most recent ones I can bring to mind. He does quite a bit of stage work overseas as well.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Was wondering about the Peter Pan. I thought he was a terribly sexy Captain Hook.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Yes, me too. I love the acting turn when they have the same actor do both parts -- it's traditional in the theatre, but they don't usually do it in films. Robin Williams, for instance, did a terribly egotistical midlife-crisis thing and dual-cast himself so he could be Peter Pan. Ugh.

The old Disney cartoon version, at least, had the same voice for Mr. Darling and Captain Hook.

But I digress. This is about me and Jason. To mix memes: if Jason plays agrnmn in the film, can I pretty please play myself? Or does Juliette Binoche get to have all the fun?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Really, for agrnmn, I was thinking more of Cary Elwes. Asshole, but cheerful, sort of dashing asshole.
And I thought it might be fun to have someone unexpected play you - I was thinking of Nigella Lawson.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I would never have thought of her. Had to look her up, as a mattra fact. She's stunningly gorgeous, and I dig the tits and frosted cupcakes. Makes me want to go home and spend the day...um, cooking.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine anyone playing you if I haven't seen them with dirty hands. Also, apparently, in my world, everyone is British.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

You can play with Jason, if I can play with Juliette.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Sounds fair. That's why our marriage works, man. We're always looking out for each other.

XOSO

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

For you two, I've decided on Cate Blanchett and Alan Cumming, but Wes Anderson gets to direct it.

Sequined Sensation

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

And in Sweet November, he dons this sexy little number:

Re: Sequined Sensation

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

DOOM!

He's a better-looking woman as Lucius Malfoy.

Re: Sequined Sensation

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

There are some pretty funny interviews where he talks about his horror about dressing that way -- he figured he looked like "a hag." I sort of agree, but that in no way threatens our relationship. I don't make him wear green-sequined dresses or dress in drag; he doesn't make me...uh, nevermind.

Again with the hair!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

The other cross-dresser in that shot is none other than the illustrious Lex Luthor Michael Rosenbaum, who is fucking alarming when he has hair.

Re: Again with the hair!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

OK. I didn't even look at the other girl the first time through. That's pretty fucked up, in a way that is simultaneously compelling.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

The robes are cool and all, but I can't see his ass properly.

I find the robes mysterious and alluring. It is enough to know that the ass is there if you want it. And I'm sure there's bound to be something he'd barter for a peek.

Bah, I'll stick with Gary, thanks.

Aaaaaah, but he's lurvely in a bathtub. :)

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

wowzah (http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/show.php/jason_isaacs)