::fweet:: Too many metaphors on the field!

[saffronhare]

What do sandwiches and Desmond Tutu have in common? My FreeWill Horoscope for the week, that's what.

Edit -- I like this one much better. From The Pagan Update (tm):

The Solar Key: Because You Want It.

Is that your lower lip I see poking out, there? You're pouting because you can't get no satisfaction. But the pleasure you're demanding is so . . . unusual . . . that it verges on decadence. Okay, so WHAT, if you like it like you like it? Doesn't everybody? Keep on seeking love, and protection for your kinky, dark habit. If it makes you smile, it must be okay. [sun in 5°-6° Pisces]

Health
In this solar degree things happen fast. Your unconscious needs a chance to process what's happening. Be sure you get enough sleep. Doesn't a nap sound nice?
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This guy really appreciates how I think.

Comments

Re: Yes, yes we are.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I'm committed to taking advantage of each and every Cabana Boy who needs me. Applicants need not be boyish. Nor do they need to be tan. Proficiency with fruity mixed drinks and application of body oil are required.

An alternative cultural expression of this sentiment might be, "Somebody get me a slave boy and a strigil."

:)

Hey now...

[zylch.livejournal.com]

No need to be greedy -- if you're getting the cabana boys then I have dibs on the slave boys with strigils. We can trade them off later, but you can't have them all at once.