Most of my dreams have followed bodice-ripper plotlines lately -- but still in the Kittenpants wacko-dream-universe, of course.
This morning I dreamed that I was being held hostage in Hungary, and that the ex's mother was keeping me there because I was going to make babies and take care of the family. To the point where she was force-feeding me fertility drugs and setting up insemination traps on the bridge over the pool in the courtyard. Hey, everybody has their nightmares. I seduced the ex's (nonexistent in real life) even-more-gorgeous, muscular, independent older brother into helping me escape. I tried to seduce him into leaving with me but he couldn't leave his family behind. So to hell with him. So I pirated a spaceship and became captain of a small bootlegging empire, running for my life but free to make my own decisions. Captain of my soul and all that. Yarrr.
Wow. I do believe I have never dreamed in any way, shape, or form something so...ummm...vivid. Most days I awake and have absolutely no recollection of having dreamed. Perhaps I sould come over one evening for pre-dream inspiration...?
Just what the doctor ordered on the full moon, right? Hope you're resting up, beefcake pharmacist scholar that you are. Never know when you'll need to rip a bodice in the name of science!
ROF LOL the girls at work enjoyed the titles as much as i did as i read them out too them. One of the ladies at work has read some of the original titles making it that much funnier. I needed the laugh, thank you very much, my cheeks still hurt.
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Date: 2005-02-23 10:38 pm (UTC)Most of my dreams have followed bodice-ripper plotlines lately -- but still in the Kittenpants wacko-dream-universe, of course.
This morning I dreamed that I was being held hostage in Hungary, and that the ex's mother was keeping me there because I was going to make babies and take care of the family. To the point where she was force-feeding me fertility drugs and setting up insemination traps on the bridge over the pool in the courtyard. Hey, everybody has their nightmares. I seduced the ex's (nonexistent in real life) even-more-gorgeous, muscular, independent older brother into helping me escape. I tried to seduce him into leaving with me but he couldn't leave his family behind. So to hell with him. So I pirated a spaceship and became captain of a small bootlegging empire, running for my life but free to make my own decisions. Captain of my soul and all that. Yarrr.
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Date: 2005-02-23 11:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-02-24 04:15 am (UTC)the girls at work enjoyed the titles as much as i did as i read them out too them. One of the ladies at work has read some of the original titles making it that much funnier. I needed the laugh, thank you very much, my cheeks still hurt.