saffronhare

Beginning tomorrow about lunchtime, the Turner Chaos Parade will sally forth on vacation. Many thanks to:

saffronhare's Mom and Dad, who are sponsoring four round-trip plane tickets for said vacation and supplying room and board (for the record, Princess Sticky will be a "lap baby")

zylch, who will hold down the fort in her own competent way, this time without a crippled Dingo to manage

featherynscale,

kittenpants and

triadruid, some combination of whom will drive us to the airport and bring the Minivan Galactica home for us

You all rock very much. Until we return on the evening of Wednesday, November 17th, it's very unlikely that we will be online for more than a few minutes each day...if that much. My folks have cable internet, but I expect our days and evenings to be filled with levels of slack the likes of which we have not experienced for several months. Plus, some home improvement projects and some fun with rum.

If it's crucial that you reach one of us, please get in touch with

zylch, who will judge for herself whether your request is worth passing on. (Yes, she will have the phone number of Chez Mom and Dad.)

And now, from FreeWill Astrology:

Cancer, week of November 11-18

In his new book, The Naked Woman (available thus far only in the U.K.), biologist Desmond Morris says that women have four G-spots. He calls the other three the A-Spot, C-Spot, and U-Spot. I thought you Cancerians should know about this fantastic news. You're in the thick of the Season of Bliss, when you should be expanding your capacity to give and experience all sorts of pleasure. I suggest that you do lots of hands-on research to expand your erotic possibilities. Don't stop there, though; explore the frontiers of feeling good in every way you can imagine.