Monday, Monday

[saffronhare]

A few observations:

1. Any doubts I may have had about the benefits of my uber-simple yoga work were confirmed when I missed 4 days of practice. Okay, zylch and agrnmn, you were right. Now that I can open my eyes and stand the light of day, I'm going to sit down and do some RIGHT NOW.

2. Just noticed today that it feels like bad luck to ever take dimes as change from vending machines. I have to leave them there because Hermes likes it that way. I'm going to wake up as a Hellenista any day now.

And now...

Couldn't resist, could you?

3. I love the way a man's package feels in my hand, especially through jeans. In this instance, I'm talking about my husband's package -- but honestly, I've always loved it and would likely relish the opportunity with most of the sexy bastards in my life. I'd like some more, please. ::gggrrrrowwwllll::

4. See #3

Remind me again -- when do I get to wrestle chronarchy? And where is he staying?

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Couldn't resist, could you?

Reminds me of a joke, actually.
Q. What do you have you if have two tiny green balls in the palm of your hand?
A. Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

I second the mere concept, by the way.

I agree.

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

Vending machines are the herms of modern society. While working or travelling, you stop to take a moment's break. You walk over to the stack of offerings and leave an offering of shiny silvery coins, and pick up a snack or drink as needed. Overall, there's a conservation of coins and junk food -- sometimes the machine just takes your money, and sometimes an extra twix bar falls at your feet. Sometimes you forget to take your change, and sometimes you leave it in the slot, to surprise the next pilgrim with an extra blessing.

I imagine that you could also do a sort of break-room kledon ritual. Insert your coins into the machine, and whisper to Hermes the question you want answered. Make your selection, and the first word heard after your snack hits the retrieval bin is the answer to your question. The behavior of the machine also reinforces the omen -- if it takes your money but dispenses no snack, the omen is bad. If it drops extra snackage or an extra coin is in the change box, the omen is good.

Re: #3

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you've noticed but the feeling is returned, how do the wiccan's put it...three fold.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

Jeans sales are rising (yes pun intended) 3000% as we type

I was thinking I like having mine felt that way as well
Not that I think much mind yo ;-)

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Your what? Jeans? Sales? Puns? Percents? Package? You can't be too specific on this one, can you?

[teross50.livejournal.com]

What????!!!!
write a clear non-fragmented sentance I thought inference was part of my boyish charm LOL