Things I Learned This Weekend

[saffronhare]

1. crockpot oatmeal is surprisingly yummy and filling
2. Princess !Kaboom has a finely developed sense of adventure and shows great promise as a Happy Camper.
3. Princess Sticky does not miss her sisters when they are gone.
4. The dingo is everybody's submissive.


5. It was distressingly easy to put together a nun costume from the items already in my closet. I'm serious. Like, 2 minutes altogether, even going back and forth over shoes. My current wardrobe is entirely too nun-like.
6. Dressing like a nun to avoid attention (and particularly sexual attention) was a dismal failure.
7. Although I like to play rough, spanking people with my ruler was thoroughly unsatisfying.*
8. Cherry Bombs are yummy, and vodka drunk is very different than rum drunk.**
9. It made me very unhappy to be barred from dancing to the marvelously thrummulous music at the club.
10. Dressing as a nun seems to make one both terrifying and approachable, which is useful to know.
11. I suspect I could've earned a lot of money at the club if I'd filled out an application. As a nun. Too bad the commute would suck ass. (Seems they have a nice lady who comes in during the daytime to spank people.)
12. I need to purchase some leather pants for agrnmn, perhaps in a rugged brown leather.
13. Seeing kittenpants dressed so Frenchly made me oddly homesick.
14. I'm so glad I decided to go out with this crew. Hard to say whether the experience of being "the kinkiest thing in the room" makes me want to do this more or less often.

* I was a bit disgusted with the attentions of my groupie, Mr. Spanky, even though he was clean and polite. Seems I require other alphas to play with, not submissives or people who fancy that they ought to be punished. I have an urge to make them cry, but not in any sort of erotic way.

** I'd like to thank whatever ancestrors are responsible for me being able to hold my alcohol relatively well and almost never have a hangover in the morning. Blessings upon youse guys.

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I dunno. You and featherynscale are accomplished wenches, after all. Tart isn't so far of a stretch for you -- and it suits you, too. Me, I have hardly anything tarty in my closet...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Me, I have hardly anything tarty in my closet...
Well, why not? Do opaljax and I need to go shopping for you, too? :)