A preview of my wild & crazy weekend.

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Filled with vast amounts of Cancerian fun, I tell you. Here's a sneak peek -- because, really, one has to hold back just a little bit on all this excitement:

• Sweep the ceilings. SRSLY. When I can see the cobwebs in the corners of my 10-foot ceilings in my dimly lit aparment, they need attention.


• Scrub tubs and showers likewhoa. For this, I need to climb into the tubs, because they are HUGE. Either that, or hire some very small and energetic minions. (Scrubbing Bubbles don't count as minions.)


• Crochet something for somebody for this holiday that's coming up in about a month. Or at least get a really excellent start. Because it'll have to be Sekrit Kroshay. WELL BEGUN! ALMOST DONE!


• Get Jack fixed, and pray the vet gives me enough drugs to keep him inactive for a couple of days. Can you imagine the damage he'll do, trying to escape a collar? Go ahead. I'll wait. See?


• Type up Christmas lists from girls and send them to Santa grandparents.


• Climb up on something taller than my stepladder and finally install that stupid curtainrod in my bedroom.

Can you stand it? I cannot.