Contest!

[saffronhare]

I'm tired of not having any sort of biographical statement. Time to ask for help. So, I'm declaring a contest: Compose a bio for me. Here are the rules. Well, they're more like guidelines, really.

1. Statements do not need to be true.
2. Statements do not need to be in any "standard" format.
3. Statements should be submitted by midnight on Monday, February 23rd.

With your submission, which can be posted as a comment here or emailed to me, please let me know if you'd like to be credited for your creation. I reserve the right to rotate among well-received statements whenever I like, in order to accommodate my moods and appreciation for degrees of cleverness.

Prize to be determined by barter with the winner. I'm good for it.

::Edit:: chronarcy has set the bar pretty high, folks.

Comments

Re: I think you'll like this. Sorry it's a bit long.

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes: accreditation? Yeah, I guess it'd be nice if you told people I wrote it :) If you like it/use it.