The Muse has been Kind

[saffronhare]

Because I can't leave well enough alone, I've added new verses. Feel free to suggest improvements or submit your own; I'll keep track and publish updates every once in a while.

The Innuendo Song
(sung to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

Oh, give me some innuendo
Push hard up to the crescendo
Oh, give me some innuendo
Just slip it right in

We don’t wanna waste
One drop on our chins
More double entendre
Yes, slip it right in

Oh, give me some innuendo (refrain)

(women's verse)
The Oak King goes down
While the Sun Prince comes in
The sweetest surrender
Gods, slip it right in

Oh, give me some innuendo (refrain)

(men's verse)
Let's go for a ride
This won't hurt a bit
I'll strap on your saddle
And slip it right in

Oh, give me some innuendo (refrain)