saffronhare

I <3 your icon.

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Dogs hate that. I have it on good authority.

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I actually squeaked out loud when I came across it in a Google image search this morning.

As a side note, Clumber Spaniel is the first image search I could recall that didn't seem to have any sexual content in it at all, even about 17 pages in.

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The sound you cannot hear is me, ded of kyoot.

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Well, that's reassuring.

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One can almost hear the clumbers thinking the bunny ears push things just a bit too far.

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Maybe Fractal does. Hastings is pretty much okay with any sort of humiliation as long as he gets a cookie.

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Fractal cuts out the delay of treat and just immediately eats any sort of clothing or accessory one attempts to put on him. They somehow don't believe this at the groomers'. And then they have to call me, all embarrassed, saying "Um... your dog ate the little bandanna we put on him..."

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I bet accessories interfere with his mad teleportation skillz.

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Yes, well. Hastings is...er, exceptional.

"Here, Hastings, wear this hat so I can take a picture."

Do you have a cookie, sir? Yes? Well, that's all right, then.

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You know him well.

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"a dog of dignity"

The Clumber Spaniel Club of America AKC Official Standard
Approved March 2001

General Appearance
The Clumber Spaniel is a long, low, substantial dog. His heavy brow, deep chest, straight forelegs, powerful hindquarters, massive bone and good feet all give him the power and endurance to move through dense underbrush in pursuit of game. His white coat enables him to be seen by the hunter as he works within gun range. His stature is dignified, his expression pensive, but at the same time he shows great enthusiasm for work and play.

Size, Proportion and Substance
The Clumber is rectangular in shape possessing massive bone structure and has the appearance of great power.

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From notes about the breed:

"Their friendly, all-accepting personality makes them poor candidates for guarding."

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