The rumors are true.
Oct. 9th, 2007 09:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saffronhareUPDATE due to friendly misinterpretations: Please imagine that there's a very bright SARCASM sign blinking above this entry.
Yes, Virginia.
The very moment a person of competence is promoted to a position that requires management of other employees, aliens whisk them away to perform a series of procedures that remove their hearts, re-route all logic circuits in their brains, and make their butts bigger.
Beware! The only way to escape that terrible fate is to avoid drawing attention to yourself as exceptional in any way. For the sake of all that's decent, do everything you can to be a pain in the neck...that way, the aliens won't want to take you.
Yes, Virginia.
The very moment a person of competence is promoted to a position that requires management of other employees, aliens whisk them away to perform a series of procedures that remove their hearts, re-route all logic circuits in their brains, and make their butts bigger.
Beware! The only way to escape that terrible fate is to avoid drawing attention to yourself as exceptional in any way. For the sake of all that's decent, do everything you can to be a pain in the neck...that way, the aliens won't want to take you.
