Today...

[saffronhare]

Today. Today I must have pop tarts. The frosted kind, with red filling. Sprinkles optional.

ETA: PopTarts acquired. Cherry filling, with pink frosting and delicate red crystal sprinkles which may or may not be heroin. Certain to save lives and "made with real fruit."

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The Discordian and the Two Wiccans

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Once there were 3 pagans who had gathered together to do invocations. The first two were Wiccan, while the third was a Discordian. They planned to take turns performing invocations, each according to their own traditions. The first Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter and the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death." Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments later, he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient Wisdom.

The second Wiccan did an invocation and began to tremble. Then he spoke in a strange voice, "I am the hunter and the hunted. I am light and darkness. I am birth and death." Then he collapsed to the floor. A few moments later, he regained consciousness. The first and second Wiccan were impressed that they had received Ancient Wisdom.

The Discordian said that she might try to invoke her deity if her deity felt like it. But she did not tremble. She did not speak in a strange voice. She did not even collapse. Instead, she just laughed and laughed in her own voice. The two Wiccans glared at her. "You lack the solemnity needed to do proper invocations," one of them told her. But Eris, who had filled the Discordian, just laughed and threw pop tarts at them and danced out of the room and giggled, "You can’t tell a goddess how to behave".

At this, neither of the two Wiccans were enlightened. Possibly because neither one of them liked pop-tarts.

Re: The Discordian and the Two Wiccans

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

But, but...I don't want to THROW them. I want to EAT them! (grin)

Re: The Discordian and the Two Wiccans

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Right; because nobody's ever heard of a Discordian Wiccan.

Re: The Discordian and the Two Wiccans

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Of course! And nobody's ever heard of a Discordian really being full of shit, either.

(No offense intended...for Wiccans OR Discordians.)

Re: The Discordian and the Two Wiccans

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

If you're not full of shit, they send you back in for reprogramming, actually.

Re: The Discordian and the Two Wiccans

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Nevermind. It was a personal peeve about folks -- not anyone close to me, in the RL or LJ sense -- labeling themselves Discordian when really they're just idiots. But that's my problem. :)

(wandering away now)

[akaashben.livejournal.com]

yum. wanna drop some off for me? : )

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I think bad things would happen to me if I delivered pop tart death to you, sugarbritches. :)

[akaashben.livejournal.com]

Things To Do:

1. Invent Diet/Sugar Free Pop-Tarts

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Sorry, darling. XO

[akaashben.livejournal.com]

No worries. : )