ATTN: Friends to Breasts Everywhere

[saffronhare]

We're entering the last day or so of preliminary bidding on vulnerable body parts. Every gift makes a big difference -- thank you!

belly ($25 starting bid)
spine ($50 starting bid)
neck/throat($15 starting bid)

Around the middle of the day tomorrow, we'll open up bidding on my ass, one remaining breast, and my hair. I tremble with fear, or something. :)

A special feature about my mammogram (with pictures!) is scheduled to air here during May Sweeps.

Comments

the price of a throat

[womanofsalt.livejournal.com]

I am concerned you have seriously under-estimated the value of one's neck. Ask any child or lover...the neck is where a quick kiss in the hall leads to another child, where a child nuzzles to find comfort and reassurance...the throat is where the sound and breath meet to make your voice, and I assure you, my love, your voice is one that can command attention from any man, woman, or child, regardless of how quietly spoken, how chaotic the room, or how hot the tempers around you. Because of this I am compelled to place a bid of $100.00 on your throat/neck.

Re: the price of a throat

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Wow. And I am compelled to accept that bid.

Okay, folks, $100 for my neck. Anybody want to challenge Heather?