the message my tits are sending

[saffronhare]

I'm wearing the pink long-sleeved shirt that the Entropic Trinity gifted me with a couple of years ago, when their Campaign to Get Nicole into More Tight Pink Shirts first became public. (Please note this is a very light pink in which I think I look pretty, and an entirely different color than Jacki Pink.)

It's emblazoned with the words Don't Panic on a jaunty diagonal across the actual boob area in shiny gold fabric paint, with the footnote of (mostly harmless) appearing on what I call the "lee side" of my tits. That means it's not easy to read unless one is underneath my chest (not likely, seeing as how I don't often tower over people) or unless I arch my back so as to display these words (this also does not happen nearly as often as popular demand might have it).

I seldom wear this shirt to work, and then only with a blazer or a Big Shirt of some other kind to shield us all from the full effect. It's a public safety measure.

Today, it looks like the (mostly harmless) message is dangerously close to peeling off. Will this be a great loss? Will it change the message entirely? Should I help it along? Should I get help with helping it along?

Most importantly -- are we all better off if I filter this?

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I say, let it peel as it will. In the period of time between the existence of the complete message, and the last letter of "Mostly Harmless" falling away, people might ask questions. Then, if you like, you can tell them that you used to be mostly harmless, but you're feeling less so these days.

And are we better off if you filter what? Posts about your tits? Desire to be not very harmless at all?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Um, both of those things.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I don't at all mind reading about your tits.

As for being not harmless, 1)I know you're not harmless. And 2)It sort of depends on what sort of not harmless you're going to be. If you're going to be the sort of not harmless where you wander around the world at large, ravenously seeking men you can bend to your perverse sexual desires, that's probably okay. If, on the other hand, you're going to be the sort of not harmless where you rip the heart still beating from the chest of your enemy (or your intern) and eat it, yeah, you should probably filter that.
Does that help? ;)

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Not really, but it has made me laugh, so that's a sort of helping. Thanks, sugar.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I am at your service.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I would let it peel as is unless you can get the whole thing off.

As far as filtering, no need. That stuff wouldn't even make MY friends list blush and I have Christian Cub Scout leader types on there. 8-)

[druidevo.livejournal.com]

please, oh gods, don't filter your tits...

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

::snork:: ::walks away humming, and wondering if Saff would look as good in Jacki Pink as she does in "boring" pink::

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I think I do. But I do not look better in Jacki Pink than you do, dear. :)

awww. . .

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

you say the very nicest things! ::blush::

There is no Fate but what we Make

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Let the shirt peel itself; maybe you'll end up with some funny alternate meanings along the way; "Most Harm", "armful", etc.

Re: There is no Fate but what we Make

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Wow, that second would have been much cleverer if it had actually been possible. I mean, ", armless"