La di da of the day

Gymnastics pictures last night were very...sparkly. Dozens of preteen girls in sparkly leotards, wearing pigtails with sparkly scruncies, bouncing and flipping and giggling. Tonight we get to meet all the other team parents and learn how to behave at meets. I think I should wear a lot of black eyeliner and show a lot of tittage. Any shirt requests?

On another note, we Turnerses are celebrating our 11th anniversary today. Whew. and Yippee!

Upping the Idiom

Okay, I'll bite:

Age: 34
Region: Born in RI; lived in MA, VA, RI, KS, MN, Germany and Belgium (with an amazing mix of American accents). For entertainment value, I've inserted some of the pronunciations I use when I'm angry, drunk or not thinking.
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