Stoopid quiz. Staggering results.

[saffronhare]

What Santa has in store for you
LJ Username
How good or bad have you been?	AngelicSaintlyAbove average goodinessGoodBelow average goodinessBadVery badSo bad, it's actually goodEvil
Favorite Color
One article of clothing and size(ex; shoe 12 or shirt XXL etc)
What will you dream of Christmas eve
What kind of cookie will you leave Santa?	Chocolate ChipPeanutbutterSugarOatmeal RaisinWhite choc and macadamia nutCow chip
In a great big box by the tree you find	ubernacht
wearing...	Nothing but a smile
Under the tree is a	a dollhouse
Stuffed inside your stocking is	a Vin Diesel action figure
And a	variety pack of flavored sex lubes
And you spend Christmas day...	humping your brains out
This quiz by radmanofvnb - Taken 692 Times.

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Comments

What's in YOUR stocking?

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

Myself, I found the Vin Diesel action figure to be the funniest part of the results. The rest I just sort of nodded and smiled at.

Merry XXX-Mas!

Re: What's in YOUR stocking?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

She just forgot to mention it was a life-sized, fully poseable action figure, and exactly WHO was humping her brains out...

Re: What's in YOUR stocking?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Oh, my.