Pilfered from somebody a very long ways away:
"Now, tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws, but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably had betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"
Tom Robbins ~Still Life With Woodpecker
"Now, tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws, but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably had betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"
Tom Robbins ~Still Life With Woodpecker
Scorpion honey indeed!
Date: 2005-10-31 10:11 pm (UTC)I need Tequila
Re: Scorpion honey indeed!
Date: 2005-10-31 11:18 pm (UTC)Re: Scorpion honey indeed!
Date: 2005-10-31 11:21 pm (UTC)Re: Scorpion honey indeed!
Date: 2005-11-01 02:27 pm (UTC)Re: Scorpion honey indeed!
Date: 2005-11-01 04:33 pm (UTC)sig file
Date: 2005-11-01 08:18 pm (UTC)i have a sig file that says--
Computers have enabled us to make more mistakes faster than any invention in history - with the possible exception of guns and tequila...
Re: sig file
Date: 2005-11-01 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-01 10:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-02 05:19 pm (UTC)We have started a Tom-Robbins Stalking club here...our first meeting is in a bar he alledgedly frequents.
~ The Buzzard God
no subject
Date: 2005-11-04 03:22 pm (UTC)