saffronhare

Not sure I can get up to ten, either, but here goes:

1. Danced around on stage in a sheep costume.
2. Been an orthopedic surgery case study.
3. Failed differential equations in college, yet still managed to graduate cum laude.
4. Stolen a goat and transported it across state lines.
5. Beaten the crap out of a Moroccan.

::Oh, I'm on a roll now. This is fun::

6. Had my pocket picked in Paris.
7. Been in a building that was car-bombed (while I was in it).
8. Got my European driver's license before my American one...but neither before I was 18.
9. Earned a stage name in a strip club -- as a patron, and without removing any clothing.
10. Had my nether regions grasped by Mikhail Barishnikov.